Anything You Can Do - BG Style

Vickie
Anything gross you do
I can do grosser
I can do anything grosser than you!

BJ
No you can’t!

Vickie
Yes I can!

BJ
No you can’t!

Vickie
Yes I can!

BJ
No you can’t!

Vickie
Yes I can, yes I can!

BJ
Anything clean you do
I can do cleaner
I can do anything cleaner than you!

Vickie
No you can’t!

BJ
Yes I can!

Vickie
No you can’t!

BJ
Yes I can!

Vickie
No you can’t!

BJ
Yes I can, yes I can!

Vickie
I can prank the mayor
With a little labor.

BJ
I can hit your teacher
With a slimy creature.

Vickie
I can go live with your mother!

BJ
*Gulp* You could?

Vickie
Yes.

BJ
Well so can I.

Vickie
*Raises eyebrow*

BJ
I would!

Vickie
Anything you can eat
I can eat better
I can eat anything better than you!

BJ
No you can’t! *Pulls out bug*

Vickie
Yes I can! *Also finds a bug*

BJ
No you can’t! *Eats bug*

Vickie
Yes I can! *Looks disgusted but eats bug*

BJ
No you can’t! *Grabs a worm*

Vickie
Yes I can! *Looks a little green but takes a worm anyway*

BJ
No you can’t! *Eats worm*

Vickie
Yes I can! *Swallows then gingerly eats worm*

BJ
No you can’t!

Vickie
Yes I can! *Looks a bit ill*

BJ
Anything nice you do
I can do nicer
I can do anything nicer than you!

Vickie
Stop your pranks?

BJ
Wait in line.

Vickie
Never steal?

BJ
Give to others.

Vickie
No you can’t!

BJ
Yes I can, yes I can!

Vickie
Anyone you annoy
I can annoy better
I can annoy anyone better than you!

BJ
No you can’t! *Pokes her in the stomach so she squeaks*

Vickie
Yes I can! *Knocks his head off*

BJ
No you can’t! *Picks head up and reattaches it, glaring*

Vickie
Yes I can! *Crosses arms*

BJ
No you can’t! *Trips Jacques so he falls apart*

Vickie
Yes I can! *Pulls a lever so Ginger falls through a trap door*

BJ
No you can’t! *Turns into a cat and yowls at Poopsie*

Vickie
Yes I can! *Points BJ out to TMATS*

BJ
No you can’t! *Runs from TMATS*

Vickie
Yes I can, yes I can!

BJ
I can write a song
All night long.

Vickie
I can cheat and steal
And eat bugs every meal.

BJ
I’ll even go and have a bath.

Vickie
With water and soap?

BJ
Sure.

Vickie
Yeah right, there’s no hope!

Anyone you can scare
I can scare better
I can scare anyone better than you!

BJ
No you can’t!

Vickie
Yes I can!

BJ
No you can’t!

Vickie
Yes I can!

BJ
No you can’t!

Vickie
Yes I can, yes I can!

*Spoken* By the way, your mom called.

BJ (Spoken)
WHAT?!

Vickie (Spoken)
See? *Smirk*

BJ
*Glares* Anyone you befriend
I could do better
In with your friends, I’d be better than you!

Vickie
Hang with Jacques?

BJ
Day and night.

Vickie
Deal with Ginger?

BJ
Sure, whatever.

Vickie
No you can’t!

BJ
Yes I can, yes I can!

Vickie
Anything you can wreak
I can wreak better
I can wreak anything better than you!

BJ
No you can’t!  *Morphs into a hammer and hits a wall*

Vickie
Yes I can! *Grabs him and hits a different wall*

BJ
That doesn’t count!

Vickie
Yes it does!

BJ
No it doesn’t!

Vickie
Yes it does, yes it does!

BJ
I can help a kitten.

Vickie
You’ll probably get bitten.

BJ
I can fool your father.

Vickie
Oh, don’t even bother.

BJ
I can do most anything!

Vickie
Can you make Ginger shut up?

BJ
No…

Vickie
Neither can I.

BJ
Anything you can yell
I can yell louder
I can yell anything louder than you!

Vickie
No you can’t!

BJ
Yes I can!

Vickie
No you can’t!

BJ
Yes I can!

Vickie
No you CAN’T!

BJ
Yes I CAN!

Vickie
No you can’t, can’t, can’t! *Hands on hips,*

BJ
Yes I can, can, can! *Mirrors her*

Both
No you can’t/Yes I can! *BJ takes Vickie’s hand and she jumps up into his arms*

The End